“Pirates of Somalia” should be a First Person Shooter

Then you wouldn’t have this happening.

Four Americans, including a couple from Southern California, who were taken hostage by Somali pirates were fatally wounded by their captors while negotiations between the pirates and U.S. military forces were underway in the Gulf of Aden, U.S. Central Command said Tuesday.

This is how the Russian’s deal with pirates. Might be a tad bit more effective than diplomacy.

Of course, the Americans are no slouches either. If only their government would let them do to pirate ships what they do to old beat-up cars.

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